“Use Google.”

Do you know the feeling? You try to figure something out. Then you use google. You follow one of the results. It describes your question pretty good. You land in an internet forum. The question may not be brilliant, but is valid, and similar to yours. The first comment is “Use Google”.

Dude, that’s what I just did, and it lead me here!

Don’t forum trolls ever learn? Why would anybody post a content-free bully phrase? Wouldn’t it be so much more helpful to either post content, or post nothing? All trolls achieve is this: The question ranks higher due to activity, eventually attracts useful answers to rank on page 1 in google, and they get accurately exposed as trolls by every subsequent google user.